I'm really into asian looking animals
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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