You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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