out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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