come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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