just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I am one with the molecules
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
