these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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