Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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