can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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