it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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