why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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