I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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