That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
