Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
this will be a night to untag.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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