I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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