How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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