i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
