we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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