I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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