and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
