I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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