I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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