I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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