READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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