I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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