brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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