if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
