if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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