We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town