She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"