Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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