Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
