I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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