Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Two words: nipple clamps
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