Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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