last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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