ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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