I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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