Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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