I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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