yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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