Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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