there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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