New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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