After last night, I could never be a politician.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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