Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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