Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?