Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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