Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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