This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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