i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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