I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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