It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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