Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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