When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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