he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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