And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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